75 songs for atheists, agnostics and freethinkers

by Michael Nugent on January 30, 2013

Here are 75 songs relevant to atheism, gods or religions that should make you think or laugh or both, from A Camp, Abba, Tori Amos, Atheist Cartoons, Austin Lounge Lizards, Heywood Banks, Dan Barker, Amanda Bloom, Boomtown Rats, Gogol Bordello, Cynthia Carle, Chumbawumba, Andy Corwin, Depeche Mode, Ani DiFranco, Dixie Chicks, Eve’s Plum, First Aid Kit, Garfunkel and Oates, Holly Golightly, Greydon Square, Half Man Half Biscuit, Markella Hatziano, Susan Hofer, George Hrab, Jerry Springer the Opera, Tom Lehrer, John Lennon, Jenny Lewis, Casey McKinnon, Steve Martin, Tim Minchin, Monty Python, Alanis Morissette, Holly Near, Needy Heathens, Randy Newman, Rabbie1121, Sandy Riccardi, Shelley Segal, Patti Smith, Chris Smither, Jill Sobule, The Sundays, Vienna Teng, Tom Waits, Cheryl Wheeler, XTC, Frank Zappa and Roy Zimmerman; plus a bonus song from Sonseed.

I’m sure I have left out many more. Suggestions welcome…

Agnostic Gospel Song – Andy Corwin

Apocalyptic Love Song – Shelley Segal

Always Look on the Bright Side of Life – Monty Python

Atheist Country Music – Atheist Cartoons

Atheist Christmas Carol – Vienna Teng

Atheists Don’t Have No Songs – Steve Martin

Banana Republic – Boomtown Rats

Big Butter Jesus – Heywood Banks

Blasphemous Rumours – Depeche Mode

Born Secular – Jenny Lewis

Charlie (Darwin) – Chumbawumba

Chocolate Jesus – Tom Waits

Christmas Carol – Tom Lehrer

Christmas in Heaven – Monty Python

Creation Science 101 – Roy Zimmerman

Darwin Ate Your Jesus Fish – Needy Heathens

Dear God – XTC

Decomposing Composers – Monty Python

Defenders of Marriage – Roy Zimmerman

The Dream (Atheist Rap) – Greydon Square

Eve – Shelley Segal

Every Sperm is Sacred – Monty Python

Forgiven – Alanis Morissette

Fuck Me in the Ass Because I Love Jesus – Garfunkel and Oates

Galaxy Song – Monty Python

Get Down on Your Knees Dear Father – Rabbie1121

Gloria – Patti Smith

God – Tori Amos

God – John Lennon

God is Not Great – George Hrab

God Gave Us Life – Half Man Half Biscuit

God Made Me – The Sundays

God’s Song (That’s Why I Love Mankind) – Randy Newman

The Good Book – Tim Minchin

Gratitude – Shelley Segal

Hard Believer – First Aid Kit

I Ain’t Afraid – Holly Near

I Don’t Believe in Christmas – George Hrab

I Love Jesus – Tim Minchin

Imagine – John Lennon

It Ain’t Easy Being Me – Jerry Springer The Opera

It’s Only Natural – Susan Hofer and Dan Barker

Jesus Thinks You’re A Jerk – Frank Zappa

Jesus Loves Me (But He Can’t Stand You) – Austin Lounge Lizards

Jesus Loves You (Not as much as I do) – Eve’s Plum

Jesus Versus Satan – Jerry Springer the Opera

Let’s Go After the Buddhists – Roy Zimmerman

Letting Go of God – Jill Sobule

Lubbock or Leave It – Dixie Chicks

Magdalene – Amanda Bloom

The Magic of Reality – Markella Hatziano

The Meaning of Life – Monty Python

My Morality – Shelley Segal

Nothing Fails Like Prayer – Dan Barker

One True God – Austin Lounge Lizards

Origin of Species – Chris Smither

Peace Anthem for Palestine – Tim Minchin

The Pope Song – Tim Minchin

Santa is an Atheist – Casey McKinnon

Saved – Shelley Segal

Storm – Tim Minchin

Stronger than Jesus – A Camp

Sunday in Reality – Cynthia Carle

Supertheory of Everything – Gogol Bordello

Ted Haggard is Completely Heterosexual – Roy Zimmerman

Ten Foot Cock and a Few Hundred Virgins – Tim Minchin

Thank You For The Music (Swedish Version) – Abba

The Vatican Rag – Tom Lehrer

There Is An End – Holly Golightly and the Greenhornes

We Don’t Go to God’s House Anymore – Chumbawamba

The Wedding of Church & State – Roy Zimmerman & Sandy Riccardi

What if No One’s Watching – Ani DiFranco

White Wine in the Sun – Tim Minchin

Woody Allen Jesus – Tim Minchin

Your God – Cheryl Wheeler

Plus Bonus Song:

Jesus Is A Friend of Mine – Sonseed

Jesus Is a Friend of Mine (Censored)

Jesus Is A Friend Of Mine (Rave Remix)

Jesus Is a Friend of Mine (Live)

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{ 25 comments… read them below or add one }

1 David Frain January 30, 2013 at 1:11 am
2 Brian B January 30, 2013 at 1:32 am

List needs some Bad Religion – numerous songs to choose from. And lead singer Greg Graffin is an evolutionary biologist and wellknown naturalist/skeptic/atheist

3 John Fitzgerald January 30, 2013 at 2:56 am

Very nice list.
It made me go and upload a similarly themed (atheistic) song from some of our very own.
Irish (Dublin) hip-hop duo, Dusty Residents’ song ‘The Gospel Pt. I’ is definitely worth a listen.
There’s a ‘Pt. II’ also that I could upload if anybody is interested.


4 Samuel Erkison January 30, 2013 at 3:02 am

Here are two more for the list.
“Legion” by Theatre of Hate:

“Salt Lake City Sunday” by Fad Gadget:
(Sorry about this link; the only other version available on YouTube is of utterly abysmal quality, and sounds like it might have some tape bleed-through.)

5 Pyra January 30, 2013 at 3:16 pm

The Cure is led by a pretty vocal atheist. I would throw in at least “Where the Birds Always Sing” and “Your God Is Fear.”

6 Randy February 3, 2013 at 8:39 am

Thanks for this entertaining list!

I’d add “Goddamned”, by my favourite artist Jay Brannan:
Somehow he never makes the lists, but he’s more than earned his place with this one. If you like it, please buy it.

I also recommend Etta James’ cover of Randy Newman’s “God’s Song”:

7 José Bento February 3, 2013 at 12:24 pm

You might like to add “Losing My Religion” from REM, really meanignful to my generation

8 Leslie February 6, 2013 at 9:37 am

Thanks for the list! My addition: Tombstone Da Deadman has a great album called Rise of the Infidel.

9 John Fitzgerald February 6, 2013 at 9:43 am

Dusty Residents – The Gospel Pt. II…


10 Cian February 12, 2013 at 1:43 pm

Great post Michael. Would be nice to make a playlist of these.

I have often thought that Games People Play by Joe South ( my fave version is Petula Clark) … had at least a hint of religious skepticism about it.

“…People walking up to you
Singing glory hallelulia
And they’re tryin to sock it to you
In the name of the Lord

They’re gonna teach you how to meditate
Read your horoscope, cheat your faith
And further more to hell with hate
Come on and get on board”

11 Cory O'Hanlon August 10, 2013 at 2:57 pm

Thanks so much for taking the time to gather this list. I can’t wait to have the time to go through the ones I’m not familiar with. Here’s some atheist Gospel for ya…

Frank Turner – Glory Hallelujah
Brothers and sisters, have you heard the news?
The storm has lifted and there’s nothing to lose,
So swap your confirmation for your dancing shoes,
Because there never was no God.
Step out of the darkness and onto the streets,
Forget about the fast, let’s have a carnival feast,
Raise up your lowered head to hear the liberation beat,
Because there never was no God.

There is no God,
So clap your hands together,
There is no God,
No heaven and no hell.
There is no God,
We’re all in this together,
There is no God,
So ring that victory bell.

No cowering in the dark before these overbearing priests,
Not waiting until we die until we restitute the meek,
No blaming all our failings on imaginary beasts,
Because there never was no God.
No fighting over land your distant fathers told you of,
Not spilling blood for those who have never spread a drop of blood,
No finger pointing justified by fairies up above,
Because there never was no God.

There is no God,
So clap your hands together,
There is no God,
No heaven and no hell.
There is no God,
We’re all in this together,
There is no God,
So ring that victory bell.

And I know you’re scared of dieing man and I am too,
But just pretending it’s not happening isn’t gonna see us through,
So just accept that there’s an end game and we haven’t got much time,
And then in the here and now we can try and do things right.
Forget about the crazy things that people have believed,
And think of wondrous things that normal people have achieved,
‘Cos I’ve known beauty in the stillness of cathedrals in the day,
I sang Glory Hallelujah! Won’t you wash my sins away?
But now I’m singing my refrain and this is what I say,
I say there never was no God.

There is no God,
So clap your hands together,
There is no God,
No heaven and no hell.
There is no God,
We’re all in this together,
There is no God,
So ring that victory bell.

There is no God,
So clap your hands together,
There is no God,
No heaven and no hell.
There is no God,
We’re all in this together,
There is no God,
So ring that victory bell.

12 N November 12, 2013 at 2:00 pm

Great list! My computer’s AWFULLY slow, though, so I wish you’d just put in individual links, rather than 75 embedded videos!

13 Luc Paquet February 2, 2014 at 5:23 am
14 goatboatguru April 10, 2014 at 4:58 am

Thanks, that’s a great list and some great ones in the comments too.
Heres some more I thought of:

“it aint necessarily so” by Gershwin, many covers, my favourite is Jamie Cullum: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4mbdOYT2gw

“banging in the nails” by The Tiger Lilies: http://youtu.be/cl3mqiKHx-E

“fuck the creationist” by MC Hawking: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_k-MZcjCFI

“tomorrow wendy” by concrete blonde – although I think the cover by Broderick Smith is the best: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ezb4hh_St-o

“Pie in the Sky” by Joe Hill (no youtube for him of course, but Utah Phillips has done a cover): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJ236CwhlPw

15 Tony D July 12, 2014 at 7:32 pm

“Judith” by A Perfect Circle in an in-your-face denial of religion, based on Maynard James Keenan’s mother Judith, who suffered most of her life from a debilitating disability.

16 Willy Grigg September 13, 2014 at 10:11 pm

Here’s a song I wrote about people who confuse their opinions with god’s.

“Isn’t It Convenient (God Agrees With Me)”


17 Kris King October 13, 2014 at 1:27 pm

It’s a bit self-pluggy, but this is one we did to address that perpetually annoying “It’s a religion too, you know!” non-argument theists keep trotting out. Hope it’s okay :)


18 Kira November 4, 2014 at 12:40 pm

East Jesus Nowhere by Green Day should be on here

19 Rob McCausland January 12, 2015 at 2:51 am

Darwin Song Project: ‘We’ll Hunt Him Down’ – Jez Lowe

Across this noble country, this fair land of the free,
I’m searching for the man who stole my Lord away from me,
And God is riding with me, and half the town is, too,
His name is Charlie Darwin and he must not talk to you.

We’ll hunt him down, we’ll hunt him down,
And every word he ever said we’ll grind into the ground,
We’ll hunt him down, we’ll hunt him down,
Charles Robert Darwin, you’re not welcome in this town.

At first we thought him crazy, so we just let him be,
Playing with worms and flies and little critters from the sea,
Then he started spreading rumors that you scarcely would believe,
That my ancestors were chimpanzees, not Adam and Eve.

It’s hard to speak about him without sinking to abuse,
They say that he’s an Englishman, but that’s still no excuse,
He’s robbed our schools and churches of the truth the bible tells,
So we’re out to stop his Godless ways and damn his words to hell.

We’re holy and we’re righteous, and we know it to be true,
That it was on a Saturday morning that God made me and you,
He made us smart and clever, he even gave us tools,
Like guns and bombs and rifles, that shows you God’s no fool.


20 Rob McCausland January 22, 2015 at 6:02 pm

“Let the Mystery Be” written by Iris DeMent;
nicely covered here by 10,000 Maniacs with David Byrne: http://youtu.be/9Gk8JJTinUI

And here, by the author herself – Iris DeMent: http://youtu.be/nlaoR5m4L80

21 Man from Utopia April 4, 2015 at 4:34 pm

Where’s all the death/black metal?

22 Man from Utopia April 4, 2015 at 4:41 pm

Meads of Asphodel – Addicted to God


Great song.

23 Papapau June 29, 2015 at 9:56 am

Anyone has a Spotify playlist of those OP songs?

24 Monster On Sunday August 15, 2015 at 6:01 pm

Monster On Sunday has nothing but explicitly atheist songs. Check out their first single release “Just Like You” here…

25 Kat Parks October 4, 2015 at 7:23 pm

Need some Tombstone da Deadman in there, and a few other Atheist rappers from the Grand Unified creative community.

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